A: Honey, I have some news for you.

B: What is it?

A: I’m pregnant!

B: You’re what?

A: Pregnant. We’re going to have a baby.

B: Are you sure?

A: Yeah, pretty sure. I took a home pregnancy test twice.

B: And it was positive both times?

A: Yep.

B: Oh my God! What am I going to do?

A: You’re not happy?

B: Um…are you sure it’s mine?

A: Of course it’s yours. How can you ask me that!?